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Where? Look right there. do ya see that hole, and in that hole a badger, and in that badger a key? I was just wondering, cause I don’t see anything like that, but here’s some links. 50 Creative Photoshop Text Effects – Logos? Illustration? Great text effects and teach a lot of the techniques used…

No… wait… yeah, here they come! Get me my cane ya coot! These links are crawlin’ up on my face and making a durn mess of my astigmatism. We heart places – Do you absolutely love that one place you went? share it here, see others, plan some trips. too cool. Visions 3D image management…

As a matter of fact, if you do tighten it like that the bleeding will stop, but the centrifugal force will make the cookies taste a bit salty. To remedy, just add a dab of these links. 12 Photoshop experiments – Where else could you learn a little about particle disintegration and geometric manipulation to…

Well yeah, of course they look hot. But ya know, if you go wearing them into a public place, babies will cry, women will scream and everyone else will run smack dab into the links. Design Trendz – It’s what all the websites are doing. Shadows, reflections, frames and video on how to do it.…

Yes, it’s all about proportion. You gotta have just the right amount of slap and the right amount of sizzle. Too much of one or the other and suddenly there are parasite infestations and mandatory curfews. These links are good examples. Photoshop Grudge Brush set – Ya just can’t keep that design all clean looking.…

Five, even six would be ok, but if take another one of those creatures into the field I’ll be cleaning actuators and lookin’ at these links all night. Where’s my grease gun? Futuristic Graphic User Interfaces – I’m eating this stuff up. Cool futuristic UI design and how to make them using good ol’ Photoshop.…

It actually happened right after I turned it on. They spilled out like beans on a metal floor, attacked my metacarpals, and ate my biscuits. If it wasn’t for your quick thinking and these links, we would all be goners for sure. Blow Up – Cause blowing down doesn’t work as well, this computer and…

I’m tellin’ ya now. One of those wiggly little creatures is bad enough, but I draw the line at two. That’s when you gotta get out an extra wetnap, a banana and some tasty links like these. The Sphere Project – What can you do with a sphere in 3D? Hurts the brain to think…

I’d say it’s about like when you’re in the barn moving bails of hay and you’re suddenly surrounded by all the farm animals for no apparent reason. Yeah, these links are kinda like that. 2008 Web Design Trends – Some of you think this web design stuff is cool. This link is for you and…

Really, are you saying you squeezed a blueberry between your elbows and created anti-matter? I believe sir, that you are a natural energy source. Please attach these links, it won’t hurt a bit. Texture Showcase – Wow, textures can be downright dangerous to play with in design, but when used like some of these sites,…

Suddenly and without warning, I leapt to my feet, only to realize I had no feet and the ceiling was much shorter than it was when I had a beard. That can really throw off your concentration. Fortunately I came across these links. Desktop wallpaper for July – I was gonna make one for ya,…

They didn’t attack at first, but then Earl threw one of his gravy biscuits at’em and right after they made some real weird screeching noises, they devoured all these links. Dale Mathis Gear Sculpture – Yes, you too can make gear sculpture, but not like this guy. 101 Photoshop Tip in Five Minutes – Try…

If I hadn’t gone there, who knows, I may have gotten a few more appendages, but I’m pretty happy with the one’s I have. These links certainly help. Desktopia – Yeah, you can pretty much always go here from now on for cool backgrounds. Upgrade your skill level in 24 hours – That’s darn quick,…

It’s one thing if you’re just standing there waiting for the subway to come by, it’s a completely different thing if you’re standing there minding your business, maybe reading a paper, and someone throws beans point-blank into your face. These links help the stinging though. Creatures in my Head – The enchanting and wonderful illustrative…

I picked’em off one by one, but it was actually the giant multi-headed caterpillars that really made things a mess. Had to use these links to clean up. Spiral Coverpop – Jim Bumgardner can make photos pop-up. These are Spirals from Flickr. Check out the other ones too. DIY Ballistics Gel – You never know…

Man! this is just stingin’ like crazy! I’d think I’d rather fall on top of a bowl of boiling gravy and incredible links. Compfight – The best, and I mean, THE BEST, Flickr search tool. good options and fast as milk. The Drugstore Game – Save hundreds. Seriously. My wife and are are doing this…

That’s what I called it, and nobody dared challenged me. Being covered in oil, cayenne pepper and these links probably helped. 40 Professional Free Icon Sets – The best darn icon sets I’ve seen the last couple days. Box icons, food icon, and, yes, even some 3D icons. SmallWorld – A 3D Virtual World? Inside…

Yes’m, the sky split open like one of them biscuit cans and then my mama takes out this laser shootin’ thing, but these links were downright mean I tell ya. Piel.Skin Contemporary Architecture – An online architechture book, but whats cool about this is the live link to Google Maps that shows where the buildings…

Yes, it was very tiny and I don’t think it had any eyelids, which made it all the more creepy. I’m glad you have eyelids, they look good on you with these links. Thomas Doyle Miniatures Art – Tiny but not necessarily cute. Miniature people in odd and surreal situations. Addictomatic – The is what…

Indescribably small and cuddly, the albino water dragon can suddenly turn on his owner, devouring him and unleashing the fury that are these snazzy links. Cool Web Characters – Just think, one day you could be an illustrated character online. Something to aim for anyway. XSketch – an online social pictionary-type game. Highly addictive and…

No, seriously, they came out of nowhere and took my toothpicks, canteen and a small stash of onions in my back pockets… Left me with these stupid links. Dipity – Why does someone always think of a way to create interactive timelines before I do? This is so seriously cool. Vibram FiveFingers – Hey look…

And then, when I fell off the top of the fence, this tiny possum army carried me off to a tree to have some cake and visit these useful links. 1930’s Color Photos – The Library of Congress has a Flickr Account with color photos from when a roll of film cost more than a…

Imagine that. All them misbehavin’ beans there have uploaded themselves to the Interweb to start an anti-literacy campaign. I didn’t know beans had interesting literature, or links like these. Drop.io – Quickly share files. I mean quick. Drop 100MB like its hot. SomeEcards.com – Yeh, ecards. Ok, some of these are REALLY inappropriate… but some…

It’s not the price son, it’s the durn color. I mean, whus’ your grandpa gonna say when he sees a horse dressed like that. It’s just ain’t natural! HDR Wallpaper Resources – Crazy Cool HDR (high dynamic range) photos, a TON of them from place all over the webulous. Robosapien Mods – Here’s all those…

Dwindling squirrel population? I thought. These people want to take all my acorns and squirrel babies and leave me with these wretched links. Photoshop Express – It’s finally here, edit photos online. Not as good as the real thing but tuning and some filters. TimeMachiner – Send Emails to the future. Remind yourself of what…

But that wasn’t all, there were some dancing mice and this little face that just stared past you saying, you want some more beets? have some more beets. High Quality High Res Wallpapers – You can never, ever have too many cool wallpapers. These are a bit natury, but they look hot. How My Net…

Now if beans had little legs, that would be just plain creepy. Little beans walking about, no thank you, I’ll have these delicious links. Wall Graphics – From fonts to plants, this site has a lot of great ideas to decorate your walls. 10 Sweet Adobe Air Apps – Adobe Air allows web apps to…

Have you seen that commercial with the sleeping Badger family and the guys cellphone goes off and wakes the badgers, then all you here is a growl and a scream. That’s funny. Pattern Vintage Background Patterns – I’m telling ya, this is just what your computer screen or Powerpoint presentation needs. Fix your sad cubicle…

Oh boy! cheese balls! just lok at ’em all! Hands down, it’s the greatest type of ball on the face of the earth. Date Stamps – A gallery of date stamps and resources? why didn’t you say so!! Good for scrapbooking, web or making your own calendar. Ajax Periodic Table – You never know when…

I would have to say its a bit like being pinned under a horse. At first its all pins and needle, then it starts nipping at you… repeatedly. It’s downright antagonizing, much like these links. Stunning Desktop Wallpapers – I like nice backgrounds for the ‘puter. Makes everyone what you’ve been doing all day. Pay…

I just looked at there it was, a lama with one eye and the most incredible voice you could imagine. Makes you want to make a lama hair sweater and look at these links. Uber.com – A community for creatives with interest in photo, art and music. The gallery has an interesting interface. Baby Instructions…

It was sort of like picking pieces of glass out of your arm at first, then I tried the curly fries and everything was much, much better. But seriously, no turpentine next time. Best of Photoshop Tutorials – Forget a book, this is all you need. TrackmyShipments.com – Forward emails, automatically don’t go crazy wondering…

Geez man! how many papercuts do you have!? That’s disgustingly retched! I mean, you may need some ointment or a skin transplant!… or these useful links. Freitag.ch – A bag shop. Buy or design your own online. These will make you look incredible. StickerGiant.com – The best place, at least my favorite place, for stickers.…

Now a blue Juniper is a tree you can prune. As a matter of fact, I pruned one around a family of raccoons. They’re so furry. Reminds me of these links. Luxa – a social learning site for Photoshop artists. You learn, you vote, you succeed. Endeve.com – Did someone say free invoice management. Yes,…

Those are the tallest beets I’ve ever seen. I bet you could have beet juice for a year outta just one of those. It’s too bad they’re surround by hair and a river of white gravy. yeah, I wouldn’t get near those things. Pviewr – Create a Flickr Slideshow real, real fast with just a…

It’s like reaching into a can of tobacco and pulling out the most amazing Tennessee greenback you ever put your nostrils on. It’s a little strong for mama though, so I just gave her these here links. Photoshop Vector Techniques – A look at how to get some amazing looks with some really simple techniques…

Don’t ya just love themed holiday posts? They’re like those themed bathrooms with the puppy shower curtains and the puppy soap pump and the stuffed puppies and that smell. How to Travel the World With (or Without) Kids in 2008 – It’s possibly, just take care of the concerns. Here’s how. The History of New…

All I’m saying is that it tasted pretty weird and if it actually was a magical reindeer I’d probably be flying right about now. Christmas Holiday Icons – You can’t get much more festive than printing a bunch of Christmas icons and sticking them all over your friends. Google Desktop Christmas Gadgets – Decorate your…

Massive amounts of coffee. I‘m talking massive amounts. Then the birds started pecking my face and Joan Rivers was wielding four sawed-off shotguns attached to her face with opposable thumbs and red licorice. Fotolia.com – Buy stock images and sell yours. The price is the best and it’s a free sign-up. FutureScanner – an interesting…

Sometimes when you run down a hill as fast as you can you won’t hit a tree root and go flyin, but if you do, watch out for the baby rabbits and also sticks. SuperMarket – Connect with designers. See what they make. Elf Yourself – How much more festive can you get by turning…

Wow, so thats how many times you can poke a dead cat until it actually moves. These links have nothing to do with that. Icons for your Desktop and More – If you told me there were such a thing as too many Icons, I would never believe you. Layout-o-matic – I wish I had…

You know that feeling you get when you look out over a drop off and you’re like I could jump that and you get that funny feeling? These links are kinda like that. Flickr Related Tag Viewer – Take an interactive journey through Flickr. from the maker of SimpleViewer. World of Warcraft Commercials – Mr.…

I just ate five different kinds of chili, one was a seafood chili and it was disgusting. please stop that. Search by Color – Search websites designs based on color. I like red. The Feidad Building – a high rise building created using the dynamic forms and patterns of hair. yeah hair. Free Open Source…

What’s up with knuckle skin? Why’s there got to be so much? Same with elbow skin, what’s that all about? These links may answer your question. Joshua Davis Art – I love this guys art, it’s very bubbly deco-mechanicorganic. Call of Duty 4 – Released this week for, ya know, playing at work during lunch.…

Them anteaters are huge. I was eatin’ my lasagna and all of a sudden they come stompin’ through the livin’ room like it’s a naturally inhabitable arid grassland. These links saved my life. 100 awesome hi-res Photoshop brushes – My search is over. These are all the brushes I’ll ever need… maybe. What are your…

When I say we gonna get down, I don’t mean three-quarter time. 3D Abstract Art – a whole mess of interesting and inspiring 3D art at DeviantART. GigaPan – This site allows you to upload, share, and explore hi def gigapixel+ panoramas from around the globe. 25 Skills Every Man Should Know: Your Ultimate DIY…

If you find someone that really likes colors, has a bit of a strange look in their eye and giggles incessantly, grab that person cause I’m pretty sure it’s a leprechaun that has escaped. it may be rabid. Mandolux.com – a lot of hi resolution photo wallpaper for single and dual screen monitors. Up to…

That is no excuse. A samurai always wins. I don’t care how many swords you have to go through or how many delicious cakes you have to make. Getting the two confused is very unwise indeed. 60 Advanced Photoshop Tutorials – The aboslute best! These will teach you a ton of useful techniques to use…

I have three pistoleros, two hands and eight itchy fingers. You can look at the links or eat some of mama’s spicy tacos. it’s your choice. Animoto.com – The absolute end of slideshows. See below. Threadless.com – t-shirts submitted and rated by you and your friends Wixi.com – sotore all your media on one page.…