Have you seen that commercial with the sleeping Badger family and the guys cellphone goes off and wakes the badgers, then all you here is a growl and a scream. That’s funny. Pattern Vintage Background Patterns – I’m telling ya, this is just what your computer screen or Powerpoint presentation needs. Fix your sad cubicle…

Oh boy! cheese balls! just lok at ’em all! Hands down, it’s the greatest type of ball on the face of the earth. Date Stamps – A gallery of date stamps and resources? why didn’t you say so!! Good for scrapbooking, web or making your own calendar. Ajax Periodic Table – You never know when…

I would have to say its a bit like being pinned under a horse. At first its all pins and needle, then it starts nipping at you… repeatedly. It’s downright antagonizing, much like these links. Stunning Desktop Wallpapers – I like nice backgrounds for the ‘puter. Makes everyone what you’ve been doing all day. Pay…

I just looked at there it was, a lama with one eye and the most incredible voice you could imagine. Makes you want to make a lama hair sweater and look at these links. Uber.com – A community for creatives with interest in photo, art and music. The gallery has an interesting interface. Baby Instructions…

It was sort of like picking pieces of glass out of your arm at first, then I tried the curly fries and everything was much, much better. But seriously, no turpentine next time. Best of Photoshop Tutorials – Forget a book, this is all you need. TrackmyShipments.com – Forward emails, automatically don’t go crazy wondering…

Geez man! how many papercuts do you have!? That’s disgustingly retched! I mean, you may need some ointment or a skin transplant!… or these useful links. Freitag.ch – A bag shop. Buy or design your own online. These will make you look incredible. StickerGiant.com – The best place, at least my favorite place, for stickers.…

Now a blue Juniper is a tree you can prune. As a matter of fact, I pruned one around a family of raccoons. They’re so furry. Reminds me of these links. Luxa – a social learning site for Photoshop artists. You learn, you vote, you succeed. Endeve.com – Did someone say free invoice management. Yes,…

Those are the tallest beets I’ve ever seen. I bet you could have beet juice for a year outta just one of those. It’s too bad they’re surround by hair and a river of white gravy. yeah, I wouldn’t get near those things. Pviewr – Create a Flickr Slideshow real, real fast with just a…

It’s like reaching into a can of tobacco and pulling out the most amazing Tennessee greenback you ever put your nostrils on. It’s a little strong for mama though, so I just gave her these here links. Photoshop Vector Techniques – A look at how to get some amazing looks with some really simple techniques…

Don’t ya just love themed holiday posts? They’re like those themed bathrooms with the puppy shower curtains and the puppy soap pump and the stuffed puppies and that smell. How to Travel the World With (or Without) Kids in 2008 – It’s possibly, just take care of the concerns. Here’s how. The History of New…

All I’m saying is that it tasted pretty weird and if it actually was a magical reindeer I’d probably be flying right about now. Christmas Holiday Icons – You can’t get much more festive than printing a bunch of Christmas icons and sticking them all over your friends. Google Desktop Christmas Gadgets – Decorate your…

Massive amounts of coffee. I‘m talking massive amounts. Then the birds started pecking my face and Joan Rivers was wielding four sawed-off shotguns attached to her face with opposable thumbs and red licorice. Fotolia.com – Buy stock images and sell yours. The price is the best and it’s a free sign-up. FutureScanner – an interesting…

Sometimes when you run down a hill as fast as you can you won’t hit a tree root and go flyin, but if you do, watch out for the baby rabbits and also sticks. SuperMarket – Connect with designers. See what they make. Elf Yourself – How much more festive can you get by turning…

Wow, so thats how many times you can poke a dead cat until it actually moves. These links have nothing to do with that. Icons for your Desktop and More – If you told me there were such a thing as too many Icons, I would never believe you. Layout-o-matic – I wish I had…

You know that feeling you get when you look out over a drop off and you’re like I could jump that and you get that funny feeling? These links are kinda like that. Flickr Related Tag Viewer – Take an interactive journey through Flickr. from the maker of SimpleViewer. World of Warcraft Commercials – Mr.…

I just ate five different kinds of chili, one was a seafood chili and it was disgusting. please stop that. Search by Color – Search websites designs based on color. I like red. The Feidad Building – a high rise building created using the dynamic forms and patterns of hair. yeah hair. Free Open Source…

What’s up with knuckle skin? Why’s there got to be so much? Same with elbow skin, what’s that all about? These links may answer your question. Joshua Davis Art – I love this guys art, it’s very bubbly deco-mechanicorganic. Call of Duty 4 – Released this week for, ya know, playing at work during lunch.…

Them anteaters are huge. I was eatin’ my lasagna and all of a sudden they come stompin’ through the livin’ room like it’s a naturally inhabitable arid grassland. These links saved my life. 100 awesome hi-res Photoshop brushes – My search is over. These are all the brushes I’ll ever need… maybe. What are your…

When I say we gonna get down, I don’t mean three-quarter time. 3D Abstract Art – a whole mess of interesting and inspiring 3D art at DeviantART. GigaPan – This site allows you to upload, share, and explore hi def gigapixel+ panoramas from around the globe. 25 Skills Every Man Should Know: Your Ultimate DIY…

If you find someone that really likes colors, has a bit of a strange look in their eye and giggles incessantly, grab that person cause I’m pretty sure it’s a leprechaun that has escaped. it may be rabid. Mandolux.com – a lot of hi resolution photo wallpaper for single and dual screen monitors. Up to…

That is no excuse. A samurai always wins. I don’t care how many swords you have to go through or how many delicious cakes you have to make. Getting the two confused is very unwise indeed. 60 Advanced Photoshop Tutorials – The aboslute best! These will teach you a ton of useful techniques to use…

I have three pistoleros, two hands and eight itchy fingers. You can look at the links or eat some of mama’s spicy tacos. it’s your choice. Animoto.com – The absolute end of slideshows. See below. Threadless.com – t-shirts submitted and rated by you and your friends Wixi.com – sotore all your media on one page.…

If I was a pastry chef I think that freak everyone out a little too much… on the other hand, I could see the bewildering power in the ability to prepare delightfully beautiful cakes and sorbets. Zlango – a fun way to talk, post, and send messages with a global image language. ZiiTrend – A…

This is some slick stuff. I mean slick as in you look at it and you immediately fall on your hind-end and people are laughing at you and you are too, but don’t know why. That’s how slick it is. be careful. Wee planets – Panoramas made into tiny planets. HistoryShots.com – I love timelines.…

Fighting isn’t going to solve anything, unless you are more nimble and able to take out my feet when I least expect it. Then all I’ll be able to do is cry and look at these links. Wallpaper from the 70’s – Get modern, get Retro, get Funkified. Sweet, sweet wallpapery goodness. Jason Statham Workout…

Hey now, you and I both know that you can’t trap a three-toed, fire-breathing howler monkey with just any old super-powered ball of fire shot from the eyeballs. It gotta have a little UMPH behind it and summoned with the power of these time defying links. Raymond Loewy – Father of Industrial Design. Coca-Cola, Shell…

I don’t know if you know this but there are actually many ways an ant can reach the top of a tree. Why he would want to get up there is beyond me, but I’ve seen it happen twice already and let me tell ya, those ants… they’re crazy. 20 Plus Free and Fresh Icons…

What in the world does it take to get a few good people to jump up and down at the same time? I mean, maybe I’m asking to much, but I do what I can and I end up having to jump up and down all by myself. At least I have this links. DesignFruit.com…

Ready for a knee-slapin’ good time? What’s that? You don’t like strawberries thrown at you? How bout if I mash’em up real good first? Still no? You are indeed a strange one. I think it best you sit and look at these. Fuzzwich Mini-vids – make your own little animations quick and easy like. Super…

There’s nothing quite like a good hat. Once I had a hat, but it was too tight, so I checked out these links. Instructables.com – Step-by-step instructions on how to make everything. my favorite. 2D Kids Slow Down Traffic – I guess 2D is handy for something. 🙂 BrandBud – a really slick and refreshing…

I can dance like you wouldn’t believe, is what I’m saying! I shoot this way and that way! you can’t keep up unless you check out this links! Modern Approaches to Data Visualization – spreadsheets? yeah right! how will we view data in the future. Here’s how it’s being viewed now. DesignFlood.com – a virtual…

I need a banana and a wet-nap stat. These links are bleeding out all over my new rug. Faveup.com – a simple site for inspirational media design. very nice gallery layout. Art in HK – an art outfit in Hong Kong with a sweet 3D sketchy site. CMS Matrix – with so many blog and…

Seriously, that squirrel was just standing there puffing away on a cigarette. Tell me, have you ever seen anything as crazy as that? I think not. Google streetview invades America – coming to a window near you. Bioshock Trailer – Xbox 360 game out in August 07 with incredible graphics and non-linear responsive environment. dang…

Yep, he jumped off thar and his kneecaps done shot out his legs and clear through that window over thar. Said he was tryin’ to get to these here links. PicFindr – free stock photo search engine. Will an iPhone Blend? – The ultimate product stress test. guess what. it fails. A new breed of…

Have you ever seen five tons of fire-breathing hamsters running at you? It would be best to turn and RUN. Dave Quiggle Artwork – I love this guys artwork. His new Tattoo Flash is incredible. Bionic Arm Uses Elephant’s Trunk as Design Model – elephant trunks can crush a man. I hope they took that…

Oh! me bones and sockets! Shake me up, Judy! and give me some tasty links ya grimmy pole parrot! CSS Dock Menu – a very slick web nav menu like the menu bar on the Mac SimpleViewer – a free, customizable flash image viewing app. I made this. iPhone launches today – Imagine that. People…

The vast amount of space is taken up by things like air and dust and people sneezing at each other simultaneously. Dual Monitor Wallpapers – Bring unity to your dual screens. The 10 Second Rule – One of my favorite blogs tells how to write for diagonal readers. Surefire ways to get fired – hilarious,…

The larger elephant usually has more of those birds on it’s back, and that, my friend, is the answer to your question. Mixart.com – unique interface design and photography World’s Largest TV – great for home videos and only $53k. Flash photo gallery for flickr and picasa – best one out there and FREE. Put…

Oh yeah! I’m feelin’ it today. you feelin’ it? yeahhh, you’re feelin’ it!!! Sputtr Search – a clean, simple way to search things that matter Flick-a-day – watch yourself grow older each day. 250 GB Portable Hard-drive – all your stuff in one tiny place. Display your invention to the public – let everyone know…

A group of unruly penguins came up to me, bit my kneecaps and told me to tell you about these sites. Distressed Font Gallery – I love fonts and these are some of my favorites. (via) The stories of Sasquatch – 40 artist, including two of my friends put this together. Music videos allowed on…

Here’s the freshest, unwashed, totally natural and incredibly entertaining and informative sites I came across this week. nVidia and Capcom announce Lost Planet Release – watch the demo, it’s incredible. 34 places to get Design Inspiration – if nothing is inspiring you this will help. Web2.0 layer styles – to use in Photoshop and make…

Inspiration from Toys – Thomas Parel has a post with some great shots of toy designs. love it! Improve your photography with classical art – an awesome way to get your photos to look incredible. DRM-free MP3 – The guys over at Engadget broke the news about Amazon opening DRM-free MP3 music store. This is…

It’s friday and time to run screaming outside and then back inside to check out these links. The Face Transformer – see what you look like white, black asian or as a famous painting. I did this and it’s freaky weird. (Normal-Asian-Greco) Top 20 Blogs Most popular blog color – Ever wonder what makes a…