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You’ve probably been there - tease and ridiculed for organizing other people’s features, “accidentally” fixing someone else’s sketches or finding the last keyboard combination for a shortcut. It’s a condition that use to be treated with humidifiers and Malox, but that made the affect and smell even worse.
So, I’ll just list some of these things to watch out for. And if you see someone going a little overboard, pretend you’re going to give them a nice hard slap and then just throw your head back and laugh.
Over-Macro-ing
Creating Macros for everything from loading files to adding mates while they carrying on a conversation with you. “yuhuh… yeah, (coincident) I know, I told her that *hahaw*, (concentric, coincident) but she was like, you are still ugly (parallel)…”
Derived-Configuration mayhem
So many levels of derived configurations that you need the original product manual to find the configuration you want to use. “I’ve created a configuration for everything in the entire world, including soup. My life is complete.”
Making Backgrounds
Ya know, because cool backgrounds are so useful and help you design. Actually, it’s enough to get strange looks from co-workers when you’re sporting a new background. “Is that a new version of SolidWorks?”… (hmmm)…”Yes.”
BOM Overuse
Modeling and Using a BOM (Bill of Material) to make a grocery list and keep tasks. “Ok, uhhhm, hun, can we get the macaroni next week, I don’t have a model yet… ok, ok… I know… I’m wierd, but… what?… you’re taking the kids too… I don’t have models of them, SORRY, that slipped…hun?”
Screen-licking
I don’t want to go into specifics. Don’t worry, this one is not hereditary.
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Have you seen that commercial with the sleeping Badger family and the guys cellphone goes off and wakes the badgers, then all you here is a growl and a scream. That’s funny.
Hop down off the copy machine for a minute cause I’ve got a treat for ya. I talked with Dan Gustafson from
A black cloud rose over London, children abandoned the lush playgrounds of Bishop’s Park and all the produce had gone rotten. Time slowed and what was once a heralded historical moment suddenly became a memory lost.
There’s this stylish new keyboard that’s been floating around the sphere of tech-hungry computer users. One with programmable keys. Oh, and each key is a separate full-color OLED display.

Oh boy, large assemblies. How incredibly fun and dreadful. It’s as if the rest of the day is slowly being eaten away by a horrible flesh-eating bacteria… that has given up flesh because of guilt and eats time…instead. Why?

Oh boy! cheese balls! just lok at ‘em all! Hands down, it’s the greatest type of ball on the face of the earth.
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