As the media bombards us with cringe-worthy images of flooded subways and cranes dangling from skyscrapers from this week’s Hurricane Sandy, the Shapeways Tumblr has been reporting inspiring updates since their site went down due to the power outages. Needless to say…you cannot stop Makers!
There should be five things that you do today. They should all involve string, live bait and an assortment of wild animals. Oh, and this, KICK IT.
When the bluebonnets are dancing in the field and you feel a large antler near your spine, it’s best you not turn around. Simply put your headphones, tighten your belt on and scream, KICK IT.
I know it’s the weekend. Time to work on the tan, take the horse for a ride, wax your bike and maybe even make that crumpet basket you’ve been reading about. But before you do all of that, sit back, relax and enjoy 3 minutes and 42 seconds of bliss. KICK IT.
Why, it looks like you’re enjoying your weekend. Spring hat, drink in your hand, veggie or steak kabob of your choice grilling on the hood of your neighbor’s car. If only life could be just a touch more exciting. May I introduce the SolidSmack Update? I may. KICK IT.
You’ve been whittling that stick all day, yet you’ve hardly sharpened it into the spear you plan to use, when you wake in the morning to hunt the ever so elusive speckled-throated ox. Fortunately, you have a trick up your sleeve. The SolidSmack update. KICK IT.
I know the feeling. Starting a week can be like a ceramic mug full of delicious, hot coffee… to the face… repeatedly. That’s why this week, we’re giving you the smack on a Monday (or a Tuesday if your on that other side, in the future, laughing at us in the past.) KICK IT.
Tired from the long week? Looking forward to kicking back with an ice cold one while being feed steaks and cheeses by an Ukrainian mine worker? Let the SolidSmack Update take you there. KICK IT.
When you’re planting the corn and you look up to realize you’ve suddenly been lifted off the ground, transported halfway across the universe and are sitting in a cafe with a small purple creature sipping tea and rubbing your legs, do not worry, it’s only the SolidSmack Update. KICK IT.
What a week. I don’t know about you, but we had to open up the windows, take off our shoes and let the air blow through our toes. That is a wonderful feeling. You know what else is a wonderful feeling? THE SOLIDSMACK UPDATE (no matter how late it comes out.) KICK. IT.
As I sit hear thinking on all the wonderful stories of the past week, a small sand weevil crawls past, looks me in the eye and says… IT’S TIME FOR THE SOLIDSMACK UPDATE!!!!!!! Kick it.