Like you’ve got a screaming mouthful of peanut butter… or like you’re screaming with a mouthful of peanut butter.
Either way, there’s little anyone can do except stare with gaping eyes when you’re crashing into walls, coughing up half-chewed peanut butter. If you think about it though, there are the benefits that go along with shoveling peanut butter into your mouth. For instance, it could help you…
Concentrate on your work
Avoid unnecessary conversation
Gain weight lost over the holidays
Be popular with the jelly crowd
and most of all….
Realize your potential for absorbing peanut oil
I wanted the first post of the year to be a little different. I don’t do many hand drawn graphics these days. It’s something I plan on changing this year – my resolution I guess. But, I hate resolutions. As I said on twitter this morning… “Instead of resolutions, I suggest noodles. They’re both nutritious and useful for reenacting alien battle scenes.”
Noodles, peanut butter… take your pick. The point is, take on whatever comes at you. Make the difference. Don’t settle for clichés. Hack it, slap it, smack it. Make it more efficient. Most of all, have fun with everything and attack it with a massive peanut butter size portion of confidence. Here’s to an awesome year for all of you.
