Chumps: Stage Left

by Josh on December 14, 2007 · View Comments

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So some of us got on the phone and gabbed about SolidWorks World and the ensuing riot that will be the “Stump the Chumps” Session, courtesy Ben Edie. You can hear the interaction among us here (Episode 127).

I’ve never met these guys, but we’ll all be together on stage as you challenge us to answer the unanswerable. You game?

{ 4 comments }

John December 14, 2007 at 5:04 pm: Is it even possible to answer the unanswerable?
Dustin December 14, 2007 at 5:26 pm: You know this sounds like it would be entertaining, but the fact of it is, I already know everything there is to know about Solidworks. In fact, after my month or two using it now, I'd comfortably say that I am a “Master Modeler”, not just in SolidWorks, but in every program there is. So I really don't stand to gain anything by humiliating you all in public with the massive fountain of knowledge that is my brain. While I'm sure it would certainly be entertaining to see you struggle with such difficult feats as adding a convex radial slope at the intersection of two perpendicular planar facial entities, there can be no satisfaction in it for me. In fact, I'm so hopelessly intelligent that I've even come up with a patented name for the fore-mentioned procedure which even such ignoramuses as yourselves might comprehend. I call it a “fillet”. Please, please, hold your awe and applause. Yes, you may bask for a short time in my glorious presence… don't worry, I won't tell.
John December 14, 2007 at 5:04 pm: Is it even possible to answer the unanswerable?
Dustin December 14, 2007 at 5:26 pm: You know this sounds like it would be entertaining, but the fact of it is, I already know everything there is to know about Solidworks. In fact, after my month or two using it now, I’d comfortably say that I am a “Master Modeler”, not just in SolidWorks, but in every program there is. So I really don’t stand to gain anything by humiliating you all in public with the massive fountain of knowledge that is my brain. While I’m sure it would certainly be entertaining to see you struggle with such difficult feats as adding a convex radial slope at the intersection of two perpendicular planar facial entities, there can be no satisfaction in it for me. In fact, I’m so hopelessly intelligent that I’ve even come up with a patented name for the fore-mentioned procedure which even such ignoramuses as yourselves might comprehend. I call it a “fillet”. Please, please, hold your awe and applause. Yes, you may bask for a short time in my glorious presence… don’t worry, I won’t tell.