Umphathi Wobunjiniyela. Isidalwa esingavamile. shh, nangu esendaweni yakubo.
Cishe, uke waba nomphathi omthandayo futhi, cishe, uke waba nomphathi okwenze wangabaza isintu. Mhlawumbe wena kukhona umphathi manje futhi uyaqaphela ngokuzumayo njengoba umi kulolo donga lwe-cubicle ucela leyo mibiko ye-TPS. Iqiniso liwukuthi, kunezinhlobo eziningi ze-Boss Type (BT), isitayela sobuholi kanye nesikhundla sokuma esingesihle embonini yobunjiniyela. Sekuyisikhathi sokuthi sibhekisise lezi ukuze sisize ukukhuthaza futhi (ngethemba) ukuvimbela noma yikuphi ukuchitheka kwegazi okungadingekile. Sizofaka i-gamut, sihlonze ukuziphatha okuyingozi futhi sinikeze izinyathelo zokuphepha ezinconyiwe ukuze siguqule sibe izinhlelo zokusebenza ezingokoqobo. O, futhi, ngizodinga ukuthi ungene kule mpelasonto. Ha! Ukudlala nje, kodwa yebo, ngena kule mpelasonto.
I-Dream Boss
Umphathi we-Extraordinarius
Umphathi wamaphupho inguqulo yakho yeminyaka eyi-10 kusukela manje. Lo muntu wake waba ngumklami we-rock star, njengawe. Ngenxa yalokho, banokuqonda okukhulu emizabalazweni eminingi yomsebenzi eqhubekayo ngemuva kwezigcawu. Uma izinto zibonakala zihamba kalula futhi kalula, lo mphathi uyazi ukuthi kungenxa yakho hhayi ngoba kulula. Bayabona ukuthi ungemuva kwezigcawu, usebenzelana nabathengisi, futhi ulindele izinkinga ngaphambi kokuba zivele. Ngokufanelekile, bayakwazi ukusetha imigqa yesikhathi engokoqobo futhi benze izinqumo zesikhathi segeyimu ngokusekelwe kokuhlangenwe nakho okungokoqobo hhayi isibindi samanga. Bayaqaphela ukuthi ukuba umklami onekhono ngokwedlulele akusho ngokuqondile ukuthi ube umphathi omuhle. Ngenxa yalokho, bazinike isikhathi sokufunda nokufunda ithiyori yokuphatha, amakhono namathuluzi. Bayakwazi ukuxhumana ngempumelelo nabanye enhlanganweni egameni lakho nomnyango wakho. Baqinisekisa ukuthi unezinsiza ozidingayo ukuze wenze umsebenzi wakho ngempumelelo ngangokunokwenzeka, futhi basize ukunciphisa ukungasebenzi kahle kwenhlangano endleleni yakho. Bayaqonda ukuthi ukuphatha okuhle kuwukukunikeza indawo lapho ungaba khona ngempumelelo ngangokunokwenzeka bese uphuma endleleni yakho.
Ukuziphatha Okuyingozi
None
Izinyathelo Zokuqapha Ezinconyiwe
Ungafunda kabanzi ngalolu hlobo lomphathi kumnyuziyamu we-cryptozoology e-Portland, ME.
IStickler
I-Micromanagerius Maximus
Lolu hlobo lwe-Boss luphinde lube ngumklami wangaphambili. Kodwa-ke, le BT yavela embonini lapho basebenza khona engxenyeni ethile yesistimu enkulu. Le ngxenye yayibaluleke kakhulu futhi bagxile kuyo ngezinga eliphezulu lemininingwane. Le BT bekumele igqoke isigqoko esisodwa kuphela, futhi ibinabantu abazinikele enhlanganweni abebenakekela izinto eziningi okulindeleke ukuthi uzinakekele. Inhlangano ababeyisebenzela yayigxile kakhulu enqubweni njengendlela yokuhlinzeka ngokungasebenzi kanye nokuvimbela amaphutha abantu. Kunesikhathi lapho le nhlanganisela ye-brute force bureaucracy kanye nokwabiwa kwezinsiza kwasebenza, futhi amasheke namabhalansi abanika lowo muzwa “wokufiphala okufudumele”. Akusenjalo, futhi ukuze uphumelele manje kudinga ikhono lokuzithoba futhi wamukele ubungozi kanye nomuzwa ongcono kakhulu ongathembela kuwo "ukushisa okungaklwebheki".
Ukuziphatha Okuyingozi
Kulo mhlaba okahle we-BT bazoziphindaphinda ngendlela yokuthi yonke into yenziwe ngendlela abayithandayo. Kungase kubonakale sengathi umklamo omuhle ungokwesibili ekulandeleni iphrothokholi efanele. Bazophatha kancane futhi bahlolisise imidwebo yakho kanye nezibalo. Banomuzwa wokuthi lapho abantu beqhubeka bebuka into ethile, iba ngcono, kuyilapho empeleni lokhu kungase kukhiqize imiklamo enganakiwe. Ekugcineni, bayayiphikisa futhi bayakwazi “ukuba ummeli kadeveli” futhi “kuthiwani uma” imibono enesibindi kuze kube sekufeni.
Izinyathelo Zokuqapha Ezinconyiwe
Qhubeka ugcizelela umlayezo ojwayelekile wokuthi okuphelele kuyisitha sabahle. Funda kusenesikhathi ukwenza izinto ngale ndlela ye-BT uma kuziwa kunoma yini ehlanganisa amazinga noma inqubo. Iqiniso liwukuthi ungakwenza ngendlela yabo ngendlela elula noma enzima. Mhlawumbe uzofunda into eyodwa noma ezimbili. Akunakwenzeka ukwenza izinto ngo-100% kodwa ukuvala kuhle ngokwanele. Ngaphambi kokuphakamisa imiklamo emisha, dala ubufakazi obusheshayo nobungcolile bemiqondo. Ubufakazi buku-pudding futhi kunzima ukuphikisana nento ongayibonisa njengesebenzayo. Zama ukuyigcina ingezwani nephunga lakho, kuyilapho le BT ihlola kathathu imidwebo yakho, hlanganisa izingxenye ze-COTS eziguquliwe ukuze udale imiqondo emangalisayo. Iphrinta yasendlini ye-3D ingaba umsizi wakho omkhulu njengoba ingadingi imidwebo, ukugunyazwa, nanoma yiziphi izithiyo zendlela zokugunyaza ezivamile.
Indawo yokuhlala yemvelo
Iphansi labo elinemodeli yesitimela esethiwe lapho yonke into ipholishiwe, icophelela futhi igcina isikhathi.
Enye I-Discipline Boss
I-Smartius Pantsus
Ezindaweni zokusebenza zemikhakha eminingi ungase ube nomphathi onesizinda sobuchwepheshe esihlukile kwesakho. Le BT ihlakaniphe kakhulu futhi inamakhono aqinile okuhlaziya nokuxazulula izinkinga. Le BT cishe izosho izinto ezinjengokuthi “Ngazi ngokwanele mayelana nokuthi yini oyenzayo ibe yingozi”. Okuyindlela enhle kangaka yokwehlisa ngesikhathi esifanayo ukubaluleka komsebenzi owenzayo nokuthi yini edingekayo ukuze uwenze.
Ukuziphatha Okuyingozi
Le BT icabanga ukuthi umsebenzi owenzayo ubukeka ujabulisa futhi ujabulisa. Sekuyisikhathi eside benza abakwenzayo futhi manje bafuna ukuzama ukungcolisa izandla zabo ngokwenza lokho okwenzayo. Bangase bakuthumele ukuthi usebenzise futhi wenze imibono yabo yokuklama, noma uzame nokuyenza ngokwabo. Le BT ibona itheyiphu njengokuphela konke okuwubuchwepheshe bokubopha ngomshini.
Izinyathelo Zokuqapha Ezinconyiwe
Inselele ngale BT iwukubaqinisekisa ngenani lalokho okwenzayo nokuthi kudinga ukuqeqeshwa okukhethekile kanye namasethi amakhono. Lapho ukhuluma nabo, sebenzisa i-jargon yobuchwepheshe kakhulu. Lokhu okokugcizelela iphuzu lokuthi kunenani elikhulu lolwazi nokuqeqeshwa okuthile okudingekayo ukuze wenze lokho okwenzayo nokuthi kudinga okungaphezu nje kobuhlakani obujwayelekile. Uma le BT iwuhlobo oluthanda ukwenza izinqumo zokuklama, kunokuba baphikisane nemibono yabo, ngokukhetha bavumele ukuthi bathinte isitofu esishisayo. Lesi kuzoba yisifundo abangeke basikhohlwe. Ikakhulukazi, uma wazi ukulungisa okusheshayo nokulula.
Indawo yokuhlala yemvelo
Egaraji labo voiding amawaranti.
I-Non-Engineer Boss
I-Fatus Catus
Ukuziphatha Okuyingozi
Le BT iqhutshwa yizikhuthazi zezimali. Uqhutshwa ukuthi udale okuthile okuyikhwalithi. Nakuba kubonakala sengathi lezi zinhloso ezimbili ziyangqubuzana, iqiniso liwukuthi zingakwazi futhi kufanele zihambisane. Ekugcineni, ukunikeza inani yindlela yokwenza imali nemali kusivumela ukuthi siqhubeke nokwenza esikwenzayo. Cabanga ngakho ngale ndlela, le-BT igqugquzelwa into eyodwa, isikebhe sabo.
Wena uthi: Lesi isikhathi esingakanani le phrojekthi izothatha.
Aviwe: Angifuni uchithe isikhathi esikebheni sakho.
Wena uthi: Lokhu kuzobiza malini.
Aviwe: Angifuni ube nesikebhe esihle.
Wena uthi: Bengifuna ukukwazisa...
Bacabanga: Isikebhe sihamba vrooom vrooom.
Izinyathelo Zokuqapha Ezinconyiwe
Babheka indima yabo njengokunquma izidingo zamakhasimende kanye nokuthengisa imikhiqizo, futhi indima yakho ukusebenzisa ubuchopho bakho obukhulu kanye nobuhlakani bobuchwepheshe ukwenza lokho kube ngokoqobo ngaphandle kokubheka ukuthi kungenzeka. Kufanele uzame ukuvala igebe futhi uthole indawo enivumelana ngayo nolimi. Gwema ukusebenzisa i-jargon yobuchwepheshe futhi ukhulume ngamatemu e-layman. I-jargon yobuchwepheshe izovele ibangele ukudideka futhi iqinise ngokuqhubekayo ukuhlukana okucatshangwayo phakathi kwenu nobabili. Kuzodingeka ube wumkhiqizi ohambahambayo, okhulumayo wencwadi ye-dummies futhi ufundise le-BT izimiso ezimbalwa eziyisisekelo. Isimiso esiyinhloko ukuthi ukuze ukhiqize izingxenye ezibiza kancane ngevolumu, udinga ukukhokha izindleko eziphezulu zamathuluzi angaphambili nokuthi akukho nqubo eyodwa noma izinto ezisetshenziswa kuzo zonke izinhloso. Gcina ngesineke, ngamabomu, nangokumomotheka, uphinda lezi zimiso eziyisisekelo. Njengoba le BT ingenakho ngempela intshisekelo kulokho okwenzayo ingase ikuvumele ugijime. Lokhu kungase kubonakale kukuhle kodwa kungaphinde kuphume ekulawuleni ngokushesha. Thola izindlela zokuthola inani elifanele lenqubo endaweni.
Indawo yokuhlala yemvelo
Ngisesikebheni
Ubani Umphathi
Tonyus Danzus
Ezinhlanganweni zokuphatha i-matrix, umuntu ubika kumphathi osebenzayo futhi angabika kubaphathi bephrojekthi. Ukwethembeka kwabasebenzi kuvame ukuqamba amanga kumphathi osebenzayo, njengoba benza isibuyekezo futhi belawula izintambo zesikhwama. Ubunzima bufika ekwazini ukuthi ungayibeka kanjani phambili imizamo yakho futhi lokhu kungaba yilapho kudlala khona ubuntu nepolitiki.
Ukuziphatha Okuyingozi
Ingozi lapha ukudonselwa ezinhlangothini eziningi kakhulu futhi zeluleke zibe mncane kakhulu, okuholela ekushiseni komqashi. Kungenzeka ukuthi wenza umsebenzi wonjiniyela ababili kodwa uzizwe sengathi awuphumeleli ngoba awukwazi ukunikeza iphrojekthi eyodwa u-120% wakho ojwayelekile. Isifiso sakho sokuba umdlali weqembu futhi ulethe imiphumela engaphezu kakhulu kwalokho okulindelekile singase singalawuleki njengoba abanye beqhubeka nokushintsha futhi bengeza imibandela emisha. Lokhu kungaholela ekutheni uhlelo lunwetshwe, futhi kubukeke sengathi unomthwalo wemfanelo, kuyilapho empeleni, wenza ngaphezu kwalokho ukuze ujabulise futhi ube nokwamukela.
Izinyathelo Zokuqapha Ezinconyiwe
Isitayela sokuphatha iphrojekthi esixegayo ngeke sisebenze. Sebenza nabaphathi bakho ukuze nibambisane ngeshejuli. Bazise ngezinto zesikhathi eside futhi udale ishadi le-Gantt. Ziqeqeshe ngokunamathela ohlelweni, futhi uqine futhi ucace ukuthi uma imibandela ishintsha, izokwengeza ohlelweni ukuze kube nomthwalo wabo wokuthatha lezo zinqumo.
Indawo yokuhlala yemvelo
Akekho owaziyo ngempela. Uma ufuna ukubona eyodwa, isikhathi esingcono kakhulu sisekupheleni kwephrojekthi lapho sekuyisikhathi sokuthatha isikweletu noma ukubeka icala.
Noma yiluphi uhlobo lwe-Boss ozifanisa nalo? Anginaso isiqiniseko sokuthi kukhona ongavuma kokuningi kwalokhu. Mhlawumbe umbuzo ongcono uwukuthi, ingabe wake waba nomphathi ofana nanoma yikuphi kwalokhu kuziphatha?
Qaphela: Abekho abaphathi abalimele ekubhalweni kwalokhu.
