'Ubuncane be -umuminium' akulona igama langempela (okwamanje?)…kodwa uma besingezwa igama elinjengalo maningi amathuba okuthi lingaqhamuka komunye umuntu ngaphandle komklami wezimboni 'othanda kancane/othanda i-aluminium' u-Jony Ive.
Umklami oyisakhiwo sodumo we-Apple uye wabona ingxenye yakhe efanelekile yokugxeka kanye nama-parodies eminyakeni edlule kodwa masikhulume iqiniso lapha...kunempikiswano eqinile ezulazula ndawana thize ethi ukuhlekisa empeleni kuwuhlobo oluphezulu kakhulu lokuncoma. Noma ngabe kunjalo, u-Ive unethalente eligcwele izikebhe elingeke liye ndawo maduze futhi i-parody encane ayikaze ilimaze muntu (Weird Al Yankovic angasekela lowo).
Ukufika endaweni ethile phakathi kwe-Apple parody kanye ne-parody evamile 'ye-design-thinking', umsebenzisi we-Twitter @JonyIveParody iyimpendulo yomhlaba yokuklama umkhiqizo ku-Daily Show no-Jon Stewart ngokungagcini nje ngokunikeza ama-Apple ahlekisayo kodwa futhi 'nezindaba-njengoba-kwenzeka' ezibuyekeziwe eziphathelene nezimemezelo ezihlukahlukene ze-Apple.
Uma ungakalandeli @JonyIveParody, manje cishe isikhathi esihle sokuqala njengoba sisondela uhlobo oluthile lwesimemezelo somkhiqizo kanye nokukhishwa okuzayo komphakathi kwe OSX Yosemite.
Okwamanje, nazi ezimbalwa zezintandokazi zethu (qaphela: Ulimi lwe-NSFW):
Sixosha abasebenzi abangu-200 kwaBeats ngoba asilidingi ithimba labantu abakwaziyo ukudizayina ama-earbud ukuze ahlale ezindlebeni zakho ezikhohlisayo.
— ᴺᴼᵀ Jony Ive (@JonyIveParody) July 31, 2014
Isebenza ngendlela yokuthengisa ama-iPod amaningi ngekota elandelayo futhi njengoba wonke umuntu efuna imibukiso emikhulu… #OkunyeOkunye pic.twitter.com/dLCzqDJ6cr
— ᴺᴼᵀ Jony Ive (@JonyIveParody) July 30, 2014
I-iPhone enesibonisi esikhudlwana ayibambezeleki. Izofika khona kanye lapho ihloselwe khona. pic.twitter.com/FjC25zl8ai
— ᴺᴼᵀ Jony Ive (@JonyIveParody) July 29, 2014
Amaqhubu eprosesa ayashintsha kakhulu.
— ᴺᴼᵀ Jony Ive (@JonyIveParody) July 29, 2014
Angikwazi ukusho okuningi nge-alloy yethu yakamuva ye-fucking prototype, kodwa siyibiza ngokuthi i-Mithriluminium...
— ᴺᴼᵀ Jony Ive (@JonyIveParody) July 22, 2014
I-millimeter eyengeziwe yobuncane ku-iPhone 6 ibaluleke kakhulu kunempilo yakho yebhethri. Izimbongolo.
— ᴺᴼᵀ Jony Ive (@JonyIveParody) July 21, 2014
Q. Uyibiza ngani ifoni ye-Android eklanywe kahle?
A. Alikho.
— ᴺᴼᵀ Jony Ive (@JonyIveParody) July 19, 2014
I-iWatch emangazayo izoba nokuthenga okukhethekile okungaphakathi kwebhande.
— ᴺᴼᵀ Jony Ive (@JonyIveParody) July 12, 2014
Ngingakwazi ukuklama isibonisi se-iPhone esenziwe ngefilimu yokudla futhi i-Samsung isazoyikopisha.
— ᴺᴼᵀ Jony Ive (@JonyIveParody) July 11, 2014
USteve Jobs akakaze abe ngumdlali we-Apple.
Uma i-Power Mac G4 Cube isifundise noma yini, ukuthi wayeshaya abalandeli abanenzondo.
— ᴺᴼᵀ Jony Ive (@JonyIveParody) June 28, 2014
Phila: “Wawufunda kuphi esikoleni ukuze uthole idizayini?”
Mina: “Newcastle Polytechnic.”
Phila: "Uke wathatha amakilasi e-Knight!?"
Mina: “Phila uyaphila…”
— ᴺᴼᵀ Jony Ive (@JonyIveParody) June 27, 2014
Uma ucabanga ukuthi i-Helvetica Neue inzima ukuyifunda ku-Mac ene-OS X Yosemite, linda uze ubone ukuthi kuwumlingo ongakanani ku-iWatch.
— ᴺᴼᵀ Jony Ive (@JonyIveParody) June 20, 2014
Qiniseka ukuthi uwahlola wonke futhi uhlale unolwazi ngezindaba ze-Apple (uma lokho kuyinto yakho) ngomthamo onempilo wamahlaya ngo- hhayi Jony &#%!ing Ive.
