# AU2015 ngomqondo ongokoqobo wegama, kwakumangalisa. Isikhathi-sesikhathi-sihlanekezela ngokumangalisayo, yebo, kodwa futhi siklanywe ngendlela engenasici, yahlelwa ngokucophelela, futhi yabulawa ngokungenasici. Nokho, ngemuva kwe-razzmatazz, ngiyaphikisana.
I(ama)thimba labantu abenze i-AU2015 yenzeke bafanelwe indawo ekhethekile ezulwini lokuhlela imicimbi. Umcabango nje wokwakha izindlu nokwelusa ama-Mouse Jockeys angu-10,000+ uyethusa ngempela, kodwa ukuwenza into ejabulisayo ngempela kufanele ukuthukululwe izigqoko nokushaya izandla okude, okunensayo.
The iseshini eyisihluthulelo kube yisibonelo saso sonke isipiliyoni: esicwebezelayo, esikhulu, esishaya ngamandla, esicwayizayo, esiyinkimbinkimbi, esijabulisayo, futhi bamba isifuba sakho esikhulu. Ngalokho, kufanele ngivume ukuthi i-Las Vegas akuyona indawo engiyithandayo.
I-Las Vegas: i-semiotic landfill
Yonke into eVegas ingamanga. Ezemidlalo zaseVenice isibhakabhaka esiyimbumbulu esipendwe kusilingi phezu komgwaqo we-cobblestone mbumbulu eduze komsele womgunyathi. Endleleni ungama endaweni yomoya-mpilo ukuze uphefumule umoya mbumbulu onephunga elimnandi. Idolobha ngokwalo liyi-oasis-mbumbulu-maphakathi nogwadule olukhulu futhi lwangempela-lenziwe laduma ngezingqimba zalo-phezu-kwezendlalelo zobuciko. E-Las Vegas, amaphasi esikali ezinto, ukunethezeka, ubunqunu bokuyenga. Yonke i-intshi yendawo iyakhala, iyacwayiza, ikhala, ikhala, ikhala, ikhwela ikhwelo; umbono we trump umbhoshongo ovela ekamelweni lami wawubonakala ufanelekile indawo enomsindo njalo kodwa nokho ngokuphelele, enomoya omunyayo. Angiyithandi i-Las Vegas.
Nokho, ngenza njengabangane bami, abaningi babo ababekhona be-AU. Kuyaxaka ukwenza ubudlelwano bangempela nobunenjongo endaweni ye-opium mbumbulu phezu kwethempeli/ibha ye-tao mbumbulu. (Okwakuthi, empeleni, kwakumnandi kakhulu.) Laba bantu bami.
Ngizwa ukungezwani okujulile phakathi kokungathandi ukukhohlisa kwe-Vegas nothando lwami ngobudlelwane bangempela engibakhe lapho.
Akuyona indlu yami enhle lena. Akuyena umkami omuhle lo.
Lokhu bekusemqondweni wami e-AU. NjengeVegas uqobo, i-AU ayilutho uma ingeyona into emangalisayo. Bekumangalisa ngokubukeka, kujabulisa, kuhlekisa, kuvusa umcabango, kugqugquzela. (Futhi, ngezikhathi ezithile, I-WTFAkukho maphutha, ukumiswa okwesikhashana, “izingxoxo” ezifanele phakathi kwezikhulumi, kungekho ngxubevange ye-jazz yeminyaka yawo-70, futhi kungekho nebhulukwe elilodwa elichophile elibonakalayo.* Akufundwa amaslayidi noma kuma-teleprompters, alikho i-gloppy “ROI” noma “speed to market” goo, futhi amathuluzi “asetshenziswa”, hhayi “ukusetshenziswa” noma–unkulunkulu asisize–“sinolwazi”.
*Okungenani akekho esiteji. Nokho, kwakukhona inani elidabukisayo Jeans Ngezicathulo esixukwini. Singaze sikhulume ngamapholi namakhaki anegama.
Kukho konke okwakuyikho, kwaba yimpumelelo engenakuncishiswa. Futhi okwamanje.
Abantu bezandla bathanda amathuluzi abo cishe ngendlela abathanda ngayo abangani babo, futhi amathuluzi edijithali e-3D awahlukile. Sichitha amahora amaningi ngamathuluzi ethu, sifunda zonke izici zabo kanye ne-nuance yabo, sithola izindlela zokukhulisa izimfanelo ezinhle futhi sinciphise izinkinga. Sitshalwe ngokomzwelo kumathuluzi ethu, kumikhiqizo yawo, nakubantu abenza ukuthi kwenzeke kithi.
Kungakho ngizizwa ngingqubuzana kakhulu emibukisweni efana ne-AU. Ngifuna ukukholelwa ukuthi abantu abakhuluma esiteji bangabangane bami, engisebenza nabo, nezihambi engikanye nazo. Ngiyawuzonda umbono wokuthi labo bantu kungenzeka ukuthi bayangikhohlisa, bengifumbathisa ngotshwala bamahhala kanye nemicimbi ewubukhazikhazi (gcina labo abezayo, btw) noma ukusebenzisa isizindalwazi esikhulu se-CRM ukuze bangenze ngizizwe ngithandwa futhi ngihlonishwa nge-PR ehlosiwe.
Kungaba ukungalungi ukwehlisa ubudlelwano kulokho okwenziwayo nje, kodwa kungaba ubuwula ngokufanayo ukucabanga ukuthi i-ADSK ayibukhi ubudlelwano ngokucophelela njengoba yenza zonke ezinye izici zayo. umbuso Ibhizinisi.
Ukudla Isihlabathi
Konke eceleni, ngiyawuthanda umbukiso omuhle, futhi uma i-AU2015 iyinkomba, i-ADSK ifaka isibasi. Noma kunjalo, kukhona ukushuba.
Engikuthola kuhlekisa kakhulu nge-fistpump baby meme ukuthi, ngaphezu nje kokuba isithombe esihlekisayo ngempela, kuba mnandi kakhulu lapho uqaphela ukuthi, eqinisweni, ingane empofu isanda kudla isihlabathi esigcwele isandla ogwini, futhi ebuka umuntu omdala ophethe ikhamera ebukeka edidekile nokungaqiniseki, hhayi ukunqoba esikubheka ngakho. Izinto azihlali zinjengoba zibonakala.
