Category Archives: SMACKDOWN


Friday Smackdown: Uproot the Crabapple

6 days ago

Tilting, he was a wobbly chap! His ears flopping with each hop. Why I recall the time he uproots an entire crabapple grove with one paw and the twitch of…


Friday Smackdown: Speckle-throated Platypus

2 weeks ago

Sometime when you’re scrubbing the back of a venomous, speckle-throated platypus, you’ll notice its legs start to contract until the entire animal is a perfectly spherical fur ball with a…


Friday Smackdown: Lungs of Dust

3 weeks ago

The tips of ears twitched as the ground trembled and rolled. Folds of colored stone approached as if breathing days of old. And it was for, from the lungs of…


Friday Smackdown: The Teeth and Fur Were Lit

4 weeks ago

The lenticular chasm of shifting light made the fur around their teeth jump even closer. There were waves of them. Chirping as the foraged upon the bodies. But wait, these…


Friday Smackdown: Doughnut Jelly Water Balloons

1 month ago

In they went one by one, down into the darkest black cave you ever did see. The water droplets echoed off the walls with a deafening stillness that sent a…


Friday Smackdown: 64 Potato Slaps

1 month ago

Side to side, once was all, and in the burrow it went. The clitter-clatter, putt and hull, were all the noises sent, through skin and fur, as if it heard…


Friday Smackdown: Paradise Engineering

2 months ago

He was a large man of burly stature with a thick black beard, scarred hands, and piercing blue eyes…eyes that could make even the saltiest of Kracken shiver in fear….


Friday Smackdown: Tendril of Awesome

2 months ago

It reached deep, past the wharf, wrapping around bottle and bracken extending ever deeper into the Fog Gardens of Lern. More tendrils extended off of it as it passed, and…


Friday Smackdown: Creebo Strempit

2 months ago

A tall, lanky figure pulled dirt and mountain toward him with each step. Black straps and lanyards whipping the air around with the black shudder of atmospheric sound reaching ever…